Hickey Boyfriend Repellent Program

So I was in the bathtub (for a few minutes) yesterday. The girls were trapped in the bathroom with me, because I don't trust them to be alone yet. After I shaved my legs, I looked over the bathtub wall only to see my beautiful daughter Jaya chewing on the end of the very old toilet bowl cleaning brush....Yes....you read that correctly. I was in complete MOM shock/horror I couldn't move. She then proceeded to dip the brush into the toilet quickly and back into her mouth to suck off the dripping water. I screamed..."JAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She smiled at me...I am going to tell this story for years. With great hope that she won't have a date until she is thirty. (And this is our official Hickey boyfriend repellent program.)